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Slip a New York City Model in a Red Dress and Platform Shoes Into This Picture and I Am a Millionaire.

July 5, 2012 by 1 Comment

Bethany beach Delaware. 8 9 in the a.m. morning. Me, lookin’ to pick up a girl, stationed strategically on a corner, thinkin’ “What the hell did Einstein study light for?” no chicks to pick up. I’m lonely and bored. Pop my loyal Samsung DHC 227450999860 22 megapixels sidearm stealth camera and fire away. I am so lonely I shoot at anything. Get to my basement bathroom darkroom, mix chemicals, discolor hands, ruin fingertips, curse, moan, beg for mercy. “WTF,” I say. “Is that an ice cream cone? Hm; hm, hm; hm, hm; hm.” I think of several famous dead photographers. “Did any of them suffer such loneliness?” I wonder aloud to myself. Edward Hoppe did. Who is Edward Hopper? Surely, John Belushi would understand.

This is a picture of an ice cream store which hasn’t opened up yet. And one-half of a bike, signifying whatever you make it out to signify.
USA Delaware Bethany Beach East Coast better light than Cape Cod.

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About Tim Ruane

Tim Ruane is an artist and writer. He is a graduate of Georgetown University, where he studied English and art, and has worked as a chief copy editor in the editorial department of The Washington Post, where he has also worked as a freelance photographer. He has written hundreds of poems, two novels a number of short stories. His photographs have been published by The Washington Post, Simon & Schuster and The Good Men Project. He has shown his photographs at Potomac MD Public Library and is scheduled to be published in ShareArt LA, Circumfleks Magazine and Splinter Literary Journal. He will have an exhibition of his photographs in September at the offices of Prudential FedRealty in Washington D.C. Mr. Ruane lives and works in Garrett Park MD, just outside Washington D.C. USA.

Comments

  1. Shawn Maxam says:
    July 6, 2012 at 9:56 am

    you are already a millionaire…-talent wise.

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