dish mittens like dish gloves except not
learn to make balloon animals for the
neighborhood kids donate them to an
up-and-coming drug cartel for filling
with heroin and transporting rain boots
for the cat throw them into a bowl of
not yet expired condoms and play a fun
game of condom roulette
aka whoopsy baby fill them with your
spinster tears and throw them at happy
couple’s covers for bananas you Keeney’s
cucumbers and other oblong fruits and
vegetables cut them lengthwise dry them
in the Sun and sew them together to make
a protective sofa cover there were just
that many
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