So glad you saw sense.
Well, you help me out, I help you out,
it’s just families helping each other out, isn’t it?
Just admit it, you’re greedy for the cash.
Free money, you love it, don’t you?
No, I just know a good deal when I see one.
I bet I could get you to do anything.
I’ll give you £100 if you howl like a wolf.
Well, that shows how much you know.
Keep it.
200.
I’m fine, thanks.
300.
HE WHISPERS: No, thank you.
400.
And that is my final offer, and it better be one hell of a howl.
Heh.
AWOOOOOOO!
Hello.
Mrs Mittelfart, I have 400,000, in gold,
that’s two each, I believe.
PHONE RINGS
Ah, I’m sorry, I should just get this.
PHONE RINGS
Go on, touch it.
Touch your lovely gold.
HE WHISPERS: So shiny.
So, I’ll fetch the paperwork, you make yourselves comfortable.
So, where are you headed to next?
I don’t know.
Miami, Monaco, Dubai…
All of the places for twats.
Oh, please.
PHONE VIBRATES I don’t need your approval.
Hello?
Hi, David!
Right.
Got it.
I’m going.
Grab the gold. What?
Grab the gold, man, and hurry!
Um…
MUSIC: Oh Yeah by Yello
What the hell is going on?
Nothing’s going on,
it’s just that that room was a little claustrophobic.
Get in there.
HE WHISPERS: What are you doing? OK, just don’t overreact.
That was our attorney on the phone, and Ron’s been arrested for fraud.
Fraud? What kind of fraud?
Some kind of bond scheme he’s been running for years
involving certain Ponzi-like accumulators.
I just found out about it for the first time.
It was not that long a phone call.
Quiet! They’ve frozen my assets and I need that cash.
You walk out with the gold, I’ll distract them.
Absolutely not! That’s theft!
No, it’s not.
As far as they know, we think the gold’s still mine.
And until they now we know it’s not, it’s all innocent.
I am not walking out of the bank. They’ve got metal detectors.
Didn’t you take chemistry?
SHE WHISPERS: Gold is a non-magnetic metal.
They can detect it!
Really?
Yeah. Yeah, I think I do remember that.
Just think of the moolah, brother.
Oh, hi, guys!
What’s up?
You were gone so long, I thought I would just take a look around!
Mrs Mittelfart, there’s been an…irregularity.
Might we step back into my office?
It would be my pleasure, sir.
HE BREATHES HEAVILY
MUSAK PLAYS
I, erm…
I was just thinking one day, I’d, erm,
I’d really like to go and look for some metal.
You know, with one of those metal detectors?
Yeah.
Sounds fun. Yeah. Like searching for riches.
Yeah, yeah, like buried treasure, yeah.
Nice.
But then…
..there’d be no point looking for gold, would there? Cos…
..it’s not magnetic, is it?
No.
If it’s not magnetic, no… That makes sense.
OK, so I’d be wasting my time looking for gold, wouldn’t I?
Oh, God, yeah, wasting your time.
Although, right, they must have found a way of detecting gold.
Do you think?
Yeah.
This has been a wonderful conversation.
We should talk again. I’d like that.
Oh, no, no, thanks.
Just… No, thanks.
MUSIC: Oh Yeah by Yellow
Leave any bags here, sir?
No, thank you, no bags.
No bags.
Thank you.
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