This is a comment by wellokaythen on the post “Fellatio and the End of the World“.
I have the opposite conclusion about the correlation between oral sex and global warming.
Oral sex instead of vaginal intercourse might slow down population growth and long-term lead to fewer people. Therefore fewer consumers, therefore less pressure on planetary resources, therefore fewer sources of greenhouse gases. An SUV pollutes less when it’s parked somewhere and used as a love shack than when it’s being driven. (Okay, a poor theory, because driving and fellatio can happen simultaneously.)
I can see it now: “C’mon baby, don’t you care about the planet? Al Gore is counting on you. The inconvenient truth is that I really like blow jobs.”
Besides, if the world is coming to an end, there’s no reason it has to be a completely unpleasant experience.
Photo credit: Flickr / jay galvin