1. You can’t imagine going to see a movie longer than two hours and twenty minutes
2. You’re trying to live by the “I can totally survive on five hours of sleep” mantra and failing miserably
3. You recently purchased some new sport briefs because they’re more “comfortable” (really, they’re helping you fight gravity down there)
4. You’ve started taking supplement oils (fish or otherwise)
5. Your kid recently asked what your laugh lines were
6. You’re talking yourself into how cool it is to have a few grays in your hair
7. You were planning a shark diving expedition for the BIG 4-0, but now you’re thinking vasectomy
8. You’ve been struggling to find the right pillow
9. You need to take some form of pain relief at least twice a week
10. You’re considering finally getting that subscription to The New Yorker
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Photo credit: Robert Couse-Baker.
Hey The New Yorker is a damn fine old rag!
Agreed. I keep finding so many intelligent readings from the New Yorker; just wish I would have “grown up” and found it sooner! Thanks for the comment!