Tell her your love her. And your shirts are wrinkled.
Look, I’m not suggesting that I have this whole romantic gift giving thing down cold. Once I gave a girlfriend a cat bracelet. I gave another one a Prince 45 on purple vinyl, and I was proud of that one.
But even I’m not so socially inept that I’d pony up $13.95 for a Christmas ironing board. Maybe if it had cats on it….