They aren’t just for comet chasing cults anymore.
Yes, I’m all too aware that right now there’s a viral video of an incredibly cute family dancing around in their matching pajamas. If you’re down with that, go in peace. I mean you no harm.
Growing up, my experience with the matching PJs family was limited to photos like this in ads and Sears catalogs. They always looked a little too Stepford happy, a little too polished. My family on Christmas morning looked like they’d been rousted out of bed by a smoke alarm, and the only real consideration of lounging fashion were our silent prayers that my father wouldn’t suffer a terry cloth robe wardrobe malfunction.
No, no, Dad, please let me reach for that last present stuck behind the tree….
Oh, help – I did not see the fourth one! This has definitely given me some kind of twitch. If it is permanent, I am afraid I may have to press charges, Mr. Stafford. I am sorry, but subjecting people to this kind of stroke inducing ad is just going too far. TOO FAR!!
Yeah, I wanna look like my mom …. NOT