Seriously, ladies. If I could just take a moment and offer a general apology for all of us men. We’re really sorry this guy has been given opposable thumbs.
— Micah Johnson (@TV_Agent) September 23, 2013
Seriously, ladies. If I could just take a moment and offer a general apology for all of us men. We’re really sorry this guy has been given opposable thumbs. We’re sorry he has an iPhone or a laptop or whatever grease-smeared piece of tech had the general misfortune to fall into his hands.
And we want you to know that we think Claire Danes is totally awesome in that dress. We love her. Really. In part because she is so damn different from what Micah here would have us looking at if, god forbid, he had anything to say about the casting on Homeland. We know that women of all different types are magical and wonderful and so absolutely perfect in this world of different types, and shapes and colors and sizes and, just, you know. Wow.
And for the record, Claire Danes has been breaking the hearts of thinking men for years now. She’s like the MEGA babe for the modern man. She’s smart and gorgeous and the kind of gal you could take home to Einstein.
So, really. Thanks for not lumping us all in with Micah. Whoever’s buying his extra creepy bullshit? It ain’t us.
“Dear Central Casting for Hollywood Assholes, please send over an intellectually flabby, morally tone deaf, socially jurassic TV Agent to pander his sadly distorted ideas of female beauty in the most demeaning, retro-typical, and wholly vacuous way.
Yes, please send him right away. We’re in a rush. We have to film a scene where enraged female zombies tear his pale parts to pieces and consume them while this guy continues Twittering vacuous comments as he’s being eaten alive.
Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s cause he thinks his comments have value. Yes, I know! He doesn’t notice the zombies, right? Totally clueless. I know. Genius, right? Fucking genius. You do? Great. Send him over. Okay. Thanks.”
And who appears for our casting call? This guy.
— Micah Johnson (@TV_Agent) September 25, 2013
Turns out, he was perfect for the part.
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