There’s nothing that heats up a woman’s internal thermometer faster than the sight of a man cleaning. Use this chart and possibly skip foreplay altogether!
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by Kyriel Manzo
Flowers? Great! Date night? Wonderful! But a man holding a sponge could turn her on more than the first time she saw the famous “steam hand print” in Titanic.
Whether you’re in the grip of a new romance or in an established and committed relationship, there is one thing that will turn a lady on faster than Channing Tatum guest teaching her next Yoga class. Chores!
Follow this simple guide and you’ll have her screaming “YES” the next time you ask, “Will you…”, even if your next words were going to be, “pass me the remote?”
Pressing “START” on the dishwasher =
Foreplay equivalent of holding hands while you use your thumb to gently trace circles on her palm. (insert suggestive wink)
Putting your clothes in the hamper =
Saying, “You look beautiful today. Wow! You really are stunning. Is it just me or are you glowing and radiating with beauty?”
Noticing that the dryer is done then folding and putting away clothes =
A suggestive text message including a “winky” face and a chili pepper. She will think, “Is it hot in here or are those warm and freshly folded towels going to my head?”
Vacuuming (everywhere, not just easy to reach, visible carpet) =
This is where she starts fanning herself with the nearest book or magazine. You might not realize it but you’ve just done the equivalent of cuddling, giving her a soft shoulder rub and a neck kiss. Shiver…
Sweep, mop, dusting =
She’s thinking, “Did I forget our Anniversary? Did I forget my own birthday? Is his mother coming to stay for the weekend and he hasn’t asked me?” Nope. You’re just the kind of guy who wants to help around the house. These chores are the equivalent of a 25 minute back rub and a deep kiss.
Cleaning the bathroom (toilet, floor, tub, sink, mirror) =
At this point she’s convinced you might have committed murder and you’re looking for a way to soften the blow of confessing. Once she realizes no one has been harmed in the cleaning of this bathroom, it will be the equivalent of a foot rub, a neck kiss, hand holding and that thing you guys do where you brush our hair out of our eyes and behind our ear. Swoon…
Wake up, do the dishes after breakfast, sweep, mop, vacuum, make the bed, wash a load of laundry, clean the bathroom, dust, start dinner and light a candle =
You shouldn’t even need an equivalent spelled out for you. The smell of the homemade vinegar and lemon cleaning solution you made will be a more powerful aphrodisiac than an oyster and fig salad accompanied by a side of pheromones.Try this combo for yourself and enjoy. It’s worth the work.
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About Kryiel Manzo
You can find Kyriel browsing the stands at the Amish Farmers Market, at the dog park with her rescue hound named Bruno, or begging her fiance to go for a hike.
Hi Kyriel
No, it is not sexual foreplay if the man does housework.
In a household all members , cook, tidy up,wash and clean because otherwise you both will live in a heap of garbage . It is normal decent behavior unless ( you have payed help to do it.)
Look, I’m all about splitting the housework. After all, both people live there, both need to contribute to the upkeep. (although, if one is SAH then obviously the ratio needs to shift accordingly, something all these ‘studies’ seem to forget)
But I’m not some dog that will do tricks for a treat.
I am not buying it. Any of it. The evidence on this is actually mixed. Even Ester Perel in her book acknowledges that at best this has a temporary effect on a woman. I saw a study a few years ago that found the following: 1) High income earning men did the LEAST amount of chores. They also enjoyed the most sex 2) Low income earning men did a LOW amount of chores. They enjoyed almost as much sex as the wealthy guys. 3) Middle income earning men did the MOST chores. They enjoyed the LEAST amount of sex. So,… Read more »
Oh but Jules.
Can’t you see in the picture how clearly she is sexually aroused by his ironing, and how very attentive she is of his every move…?
lol wow… I hadn’t noticed that. She’s practically tearing his clothes off.
I saved this to desktop and zoomed. He looks to be ironing women’s lingerie…Seriously. Not that I find anything wrong with that….Just interesting.
Really? Ifyou’re going to do all the ‘housework’ , might as well have your own place (as in just you living there) and the freedom that goes with it.