This husband drew pictures of penises for his wife, every day for a year. The results are sweet, funny, and totally Not Safe For Work.
NOTE: We are super sad to report that that little bit of awesomeness was taken down by the original poster. Why? We don’t know. But we’re leaving our post here in the hopes that it will return. It was going viral, perhaps the best thing to ever go viral from a penis. Everyone was posting it (but we think we had it first-ish, and were psyched about that.) Anyway, whether it was over-exposure or simply regrettable interaction, they took it down, and we’re sad. Because it was awesome.
My husband writes me love notes, and I save them, because they’re awesome. (Even the ones that are just on stickie notes.) But this one guy, with a white-board, he done one-upped the love notes. His wife put a white board in the kitchen, and he said (jokingly, I assume,) that he was going to draw a penis on it every day of the year. She (lovingly, I assume) called him on his bluff, and what followed was 365 days of penises drawn on the white board. In red. Some are long, drawn out detailed bits of artistic mastery. Others, clearly a necessary quicky. Some funny. Some messy. Some creative. Some just get the job done. We all know how that goes.
So, without further ado, I give you 365 hand-drawn penises. And a couple that I would really love to meet.