Dear John –
Just read on deadspin.com that you are planning to sign Peyton Manning to play quarterback for the Donkeys.
Sighing while scratching my head.
Apparently, I did not make myself clear. Was the 80-yard-touchdown-pass-to-beat-the-Steelers-in-overtime not enough of a burning bush for you?
I want Tim Tebow on that wall. I need Tim Tebow on that wall.
For the love of my Father, what are you thinking? When making big decisions, I find it helpful to stop and take a moment to ask myself, “W.W.I.D?” I would give Tim Tebow a pay raise.
Please abort (poor word choice) this plan to sign Peyton. If not, please cancel my season tickets.
And look up the definition of “smite.”
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