State fairs are scary. Carnies, donkeys, butter sculptures, oversized zucchinis… it can all get a bit overwhelming.
That might’ve just changed.
As Consumerist reports, a madman—or, possibly, a genius—at the Texas State Fair has created fried beer. This is earth-shattering news with the potential to be either the best or the worst thing Texas has ever dreamed up.
The man took ravioli, got rid of the ricotta, stuffed it with Guinness, and called it “fried beer.” Great idea, but it needs a better name. Maybe “Irish ravioli?” Or “death squares?”