Jamie Reidy comments on new scientific data from Germany revealing important information about the opposite sex.
Well into my teens, I thought women did not pleasure themselves. Then again, I thought nobody pleasured themselves, since the Bible forbade masturbation. Thank you, Catholicism.
Then I got to an all-boys high school and realized every dude except me was cranking it like he was trying to jumpstart a Buick. This led to an evolution in my “thinking:” men liked sex, but women did not. They maybe hated it, even. (“Maybe girls just hated it with you, Jamie!” I wish; at least that would mean I didn’t go oh-for-high school.)
For the ladies, then, sex was all about pro-creation. Fortunately for me, I have since been edumacated in this arena.
I hope to god there aren’t any more clueless shmoes like me out there. But, if so, pay attention to this series of impressively official graphs from “Glas.”
Photo by: Glasmond
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‘Ouch My Clit (this took way too long)’.
LoL, and I thought only men had the whole ‘now I’ve got a rug burn’ problem.
There’s nothing more disappointing than an overstimulated clit. lol.
“men liked sex, but women did not”
Yep. I thought the same when I was young. And even not-so-young (like 25-30).
“Thank you, Catholicism.”
Again, yeah, dammit! What a bunch of BS! 🙁
Yeah, me too. What a revalation that was 😀 I can only imagine growing up as a woman and thinking I was the only woman who wanted sex, or worse, being convinced I didn’t want sex.
@Peter Houlihan: “I can only imagine growing up as a woman and thinking I was the only woman who wanted sex, or worse, being convinced I didn’t want sex.” I don’t need to imagine, I knew LOTS of women thinking that way. 🙁 I live in Italy and, thanks in part to Catholic Church, sexuophobia is still widespread here. I still see lots of women believing they don’t care much for sex, or they are indifferent to sex outside of a committed relationship (either they’re hormone-less or delusional 😉 ). A partner of mine once said “I would choose a… Read more »
Ugh, that was me. I was raised in a very Christian home that explicitly told me that masturbating was wrong. I thought I was asexual until college.
Stupid religion.
I was lucky enough to grow up in a rather traditional and somewhat conservative household (at least when it comes to sex), but at the same time not one that used religion as a guide to sexuality. So while I was always told that sex outside of marriage was wrong, I was also told that the reason people want to do it outside of marriage is because it feels good. Or well…I was even told sex outside of marriage was wrong, so much as I was told that good girls (and boys) don’t have sex in high school. So while… Read more »
Alternate point of view- I grew up in a Catholic household (and live in one today), have a great sex life and a positive view of sex. The following is written with tongue somewhat planted in cheek: I doubt Catholics would have such big families if we had endemic “sexophobia.” Do you have any idea just how much sex is required to hit 9-10 kids? You may not believe it but “the Murphys” down the street must have been doing a heck of a lot more behind closed doors than merely watching Notre Dame football. There’s only been one immaculate… Read more »
Bloody brilliant. I’ll be smiling for the rest of the day. Nice one.
haha this was hilarious. Awesome.
Funny stuff.
Now if we could just figure out what the units of measurement are on the y-axis, we’ll be onto something….
Orgrammes, or possibly Clitres.
Orgrammes, obviously. Didn’t they teach you guys anything in school? lol.
That was hilarious! Loved it!
Genius 😀