Thank you, beverage gods. Finally, a healthy, not-too-sweet, non-alcoholic, non-high-fructose-corn-syrup, natural-tasting beverage. The world’s been waiting for one of these.
Have you ever stood in front of a long line of convenience-store refrigerators, hundreds of brightly labeled bottled and canned beverages arrayed out before you, and failed to find a single drink that you actually want to, you know, drink?
Soda? Too sweet. Diet Soda? Too NutraSweet (mmm, aspartame). Juice? Ninety percent high-fructose corn syrup. Red Bull? Tastes like cough syrup. How does anyone drink that stuff?
If only you weren’t driving, you’d grab a beer.
This happens to us all the time. At least, it did, until we tried Exalt, a fine craft soda for men. Exalt is a lightly carbonated 50-50 blend of juice and tea that has a rich flavor but—unlike every other soda on the market—isn’t excessively sweet. Exalt comes in four flavors: Black Currant, Pomegranate, Guava, and (our favorite) Tropical Blend.
All flavors are fortified with antioxidants and other nutrients that promote prostate health.
Exalt is donating 100 percent of the net profits from the sale of its next 10,000 cases to ZeroCancer: The Project to End Prostate Cancer. So when you buy Exalt, you’re not just buying a tasty beverage—you’re doing good.
Buy a case of Exalt. Your prostate will thank you.