I like to keep up with all of my favorite actor/rappers via Twitter. When 50 Cent joined, I was ecstatic. Now that he’s here, though, I’m struggling. It’s tough for me to connect the lines across the latest beef because I have no idea what the guy is saying.
Is he friends with this Soulja Boy character? What about Serena Williams? Are they dating? I don’t get it.
It was all too much to keep up with—until this guy came along. 50 Cent’s tweets are now translated with the precision of the Oxford English Dictionary. Hilarity ensues.