I really gotta stop looking at google news to figure out what most of the country cares about. It’s not good for my health or my mood. I realize that Jersey Shore is the #1 cable show in America. That in and of itself is depressing enough. Apparently there was a rumor that Snooki was pregnant. Reputable newspapers like the Mercury News were all atwitter with stories like, “Snooki might be pregnant, civilization shudders.”
So when Snooki’s agent made it public that in fact she was not pregnant…well, this was like putting a man on the moon. The earth shook.
And we wonder why the ladies and gentlemen can’t get anything done in Washington? It’s not all their fault. Because the whole fricking country is watching Snooki rather than thinking about war or prison or education.
Okay, I’ll get off my soap box. I do like Chelsea and Stephen Colbert and even a little Idol once in a while. So I guess I am not so innocent either…
