What in the name of Billy Squier was USA Today thinking?!
How about a fucking warning label for these “health” headlines?
USA Today’s Janice Lloyd reports:
The 30% of working adults who routinely sleep less than six hours a night are four times more likely to suffer a stroke, says a new study.
Why not just say, “Jamie Reidy, Get Your Affairs in Order”?!
“Dead Man Reading.”
“The public is less aware of the impact of insufficient amounts of sleep. Sleep is important — the body is stressed when it doesn’t get the right amount.”
Yeah, the body also gets stressed when the brain finds out its gonna die soon.
GMP readers, what medical/health headlines would give you a heart attack?
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