Huffington Post has found an awesome video of Tea Partier Jerome Corsi claiming that President Obama must have been married to his Pakistani roommate from Occidental before he married Michelle.
Because he wore a ring on his wedding finger.
Brilliant. I mean, no one has ever worn a ring on their ring finger unless they were married. Ever.
Which conspiracy theory is better? That Obama has drummed up some fervor over a hurricane or the gay wedding ring theory?
Want to see the incriminating ring photos? While I hate sending page views to this guy, I think he’s relatively harmless and he reminds me of my late grandfather. Go read over it at his website, 1776 Nation.
“Is this a homosexual hi-sign that we need to have deciphered for us?”