Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi might not be the worst guy in the world. He can occasionally be funny, but he needs to know when to keep his mouth shut—and keep his you-know-what in his pants.
At a recent convention for the youth wing of the Italian People of Freedom party, Berlusconi gave marital advice to some of the younger women in attendance. “I said to a girl to look for a wealthy boyfriend,” Berlusconi said. “This suggestion is not unrealistic.” And that’s why Berlusconi is such a catch. “I’m a nice guy,” he said. “I’m loaded.”
Berlusconi believes that women are drawn to older men because they think, “He’s old. He dies and I inherit.” He finished off the day by telling a joke where Hitler supporters urge the dead Nazi leader back to power. He qualified the statement by saying, “I already know I am going to get criticized.”
Yeah, you think?
Berlusconi, who is in the midst of a divorce with his wife, is also fighting off allegations of soliciting prostitution from various young women last year.