AskMen.com covers every manly base, from Power and Money to Grooming Reviews to Sex Tips. The real gold, though, is its Weekly Pickup Line.
We collected the best. Behold: the secrets to attracting the opposite sex.
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1. You know, good girls get presents this time of year, but naughty girls get to have fun. (December 19, 2009)
’Tis the season to be rejected.
2. You look like you could use a one-night stand. (February 13, 2010)
To be used only “when fortified with liquid courage.” Seriously.
3. I’ve had a terrible day, and it always makes me happy to see a gorgeous woman smile. Would you smile for me? (March 20, 2010)
Looks like your day is about to get even worse.
4. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight. (October 24, 2009)
And she’s probably fighting the urge to slap you.
5. Do you own a chicken farm? No? Well, you sure know how to raise cocks. (November 8, 2008)
The only question is, what do you do if she answers yes?
6. Girl, you better have your driver’s license, cause you’re driving me crazy! (August 16, 2008)
Wait, I thought women couldn’t drive.
7. I only smoke after sex, but seeing you makes me feel like smoking. (February 1, 2006)
Get it? The transitive property.
8. I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. (June 7, 2008)
This one’s irrelevant in 2014. You’ll be covered under Obamacare.
9. If I followed you home, would you keep me? (February 16, 2008)
Only if you’re neutered.
10. I may not be Santa Claus, but I’ll stuff your stockings. (December 22, 2007)
Uh, what?
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