1. We don’t like Congress.
2. Unemployment is down this month.
3. Is the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry still a rivalry?
4. Brazilians are celebrating Heterosexual Pride Day.
5. Is President Obama the new Bobby Fischer?
6. The Chinese government is stealing babies.
7. Your mixed-gender water pistol fight is going to destroy our republic!
8. Why, exactly, are the markets tanking?
9. Rare: a Title IX ruling that both sides agree with.
10. The rent really is too damn high.
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