1. What’s the ultimate adventure? Going to Mars—and never coming back.
2. Moral of the story: get a vasectomy, but keep it a secret.
3. This is awkward …
4. Do you have a permit for that cupcake stand?
5. Looks like we’ve got another applicant for “Worst Man of the Year.”
6. Wait, is that a football player making an intelligent decision about his health?
7. Chevy tries to “man-up” Old Spice.
8. How is Silvio Berlusconi still in power?
9. Why have all that money if you won’t even fix a leak in your roof?
10. Oh, Russia.
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