1. The Hulk was hired to fight illegal immigrants in Arizona. I’m not kidding.
2. If only our politicians dealt with disagreement like this.
3. Gun to your head: why are you hosting Thanksgiving?
4. Gun to their heads: the Palin spawn apologize for Facebook homophobia—sort of.
5. I have a better chance of playing in an NBA game this season than Greg Oden.
6. Patti Smith won an NBA award. See what I did there?
7. After surgery, an NYU professor will have eyes in the back of his head.
8. Yep, this will definitely stop drunk drivers.
9. NYC cops arrested seven men for playing chess in the park.
10. The manliest penalty in sports history.