1. Facebook can kill you.
2. Here’s one thing I know: we know nothing.
3. I feel sick.
4. Add skin cancer to your list of T.S.A. complaints.
5. No, I totally see the connection between eating a hamburger and porn
6. Screw the sled. I’d rather ride my bike through shark-infested waters.
7. George W. Bush might not want to take his book to London.
8. “No human being can actually dunk a basketball. The hoop’s 10 feet in the air, for God’s sake.”
9. If I lived in Florida, I’d be doing the same thing. Well, probably not, but you know what I mean. Your stupid award is flawed, Best Buy.
10. This is why we love sports.