1. Congratulations, Colorado. Am I the only one here who cares about this?
2. Kabul is safer for kids than New York is.
3. This school principal cares a little too much.
4. A rapist gets punched in the face.
5. Wow, there’s some really great rock music out right now.
6. Scientists have a simple solution to the TSA scanner controversy.
7. Hurry up and fix it. We need to get Jesse Ventura back on a plane.
9. He probably should’ve gone for a second opinion.
10. Wow. Afghanistan through an iPhone.