1. The greatest athletic performance you’ll ever see.
2. Not to be outdone by Wikileaks, Playboy releases its own hard drive.
3. Happy Hannukah—from Snuggie.
4. If you have a sense of humor, you can’t work for the Alabama football team.
5. Is NASA about to tell us that they’ve discovered aliens?
6. Where the hell is Ecuador, anyway?
7. The Pepsi CEO’s wife buys Coca-Cola products when she’s mad at him.
8. Forty NFL players see this woman for some special treatment.
9. Mark Ruffalo is a terrorist … maybe.
10. Gym rules.
