While we don’t usually condone school officials touching the pants of their students, this is awesome.
A school principal in Tennessee has instituted a policy of “Urkeling.” If a student’s pants are too low, a teacher will then pull them up high and zip-tie them in place. They even have a trophy for the best “Urkeler.” One teacher “Urkeled” 80 kids in one week. Eventually, that number dropped to 18.
Even though it might be working, there’s no way this lasts much longer. But hey, you can’t fault the guy for trying.
And of course, this will be good news for General Larry Platt: