1. Mike Tyson picks the Oscar winners.
2. Gay fans want separate seats.
3. Why don’t we like cricket?
4. Never leave your kids alone.
5. Homophobia immersion therapy.
6. Um, this needs to fail.
7. If the royal family makes you sick …
8. Is that a chainsaw in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
9. Christchurch in pictures.
10. Oh, Russia.