1. Dolphins are frightening.
2. Blind brackets!
3. We read magazines, so we can feel bad.
4. Is everyone named Ryan this awesome? Yes.
5. Bob Knight is tired.
6. You don’t need a job when you graduate, science says.
7. The Aflac duck is an idiot.
8. Five-year-olds are obsessed with the Internet.
9. The science of the earthquake.
10. “Snowboarding is my religion.”
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