1. Shake it off. You’ll get ’em next time, Joe.
2. How to get high and still pass a drug test.
3. Ryan Seacrest makes $60 million more than he should.
4. Maybe he can donate some of that to Keep a Child Alive?
5. A guide to the anti-LeBron chants for his return to Cleveland tonight. We won’t think it’s weird if you cheer from home.
6. Netflix is trying to tell you something.
7. Julian Assange tweets.
8. Yes, this man is in charge of choosing the hosts of the next two World Cups.
9. Steve Carell is not leaving NBC.
10. Happy Hanukkah!