1. Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis to run for president in 2012.
2. Pheromones aren’t real? Well, my life is a lie.
3. No thanks. I’ll pass.
4. As much as I love cat poop and coffee, I’m not sure they go well together.
5. Am I just a cynical bastard? Or is this really sketchy?
6. Thanksgiving for the homeless.
7. There’s something wrong in the world of Boy Scouts.
8. Wait, “both parties appeared optimistic”? And this is the U.S. government we’re talking about?
9. How to stay warm post-Movember.
10. Oh, Russia.