No, seriously, I swear. I know that there are a lot of issues facing men today that are very serious and important and are located places other than our trousers.
But COME THE FUCK ON.
That charming apparatus is called the Viberect, and it goes on your dick and stimulates the nerves in such a manner that it “mimics rapid and repetitive manual/vaginal stimulation of the penis”. This is being marketed as a medical device to treat erectile dysfunction.
Yyyyyeah, and this was a device to treat hysteria.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure this thing works great in getting one’s dick hard. I’m not saying I disapprove of it, by no means! I’m saying once I get one, I may never leave the house.
What does it say about the state of shaming of male sexuality and masturbation that when what looks like a WONDERFUL male sex toy is developed, it’s only going to be available with a prescription?