Many thanks to those that sent in nominations for our Douche of the Week feature. There were several great nominations. but in the end, this one (to me) clearly stood out above the rest.
After the winning story, I’m posting some of the other nominees. Don’t forget to send in your nominations for next week. To be considered for next week, I need your story by midnight Monday. The nominees can either be public figures, people you personally know or the ass who did something something shitty in your daily life.
And the winner loser is:
An unmarried female has been repeatedly contacted on Twitter by this married guy. Almost immediately upon contacting her he sent a picture of his less-than-ample junk. She never asked for it. But she got it. The first day.
He went on to explain that his wife is the only woman he has ever been with sexually and that he wanted to be with someone else and he was hoping she would be that someone. She politely told him she wasn’t interested in that, but they could continue a friendly banter.
This continued for a few days and he occasionally asked if she was interested in “getting to know him better”. He also repeatedly asked her for naked pics. She declined to send him any.
They actually live near each other and she always politely deflected him. On Monday (Presidents Day) she was a her local Target and he mentioned he was in the area and asked if he could come by, to say hi. They had never met in person. She said fine.
It was the most awkward meeting with a guy she has ever had. First off, his picture was five years old. He was tongue tied, but somehow managed to tell her his wife and kids were away from the house and did she want to go “hang out” with him. She declined.
The next morning she received an e-mail apologizing for his behavior and explaining that he realized what he was doing was wrong, that he was done cheating and he was going to stay devoted to his wife. A short time later she received another e-mail saying he thought it was a good picture of his tool, but he accidentally deleted it and wanted to know if she could forward it to him.
Dude changed his tune and said he’s not done “sharing” with other women. She ignored his e-mail and has received multiple e-mails from him asking for the picture back. When she didn’t send it back, he asked if she was still busy admiring it. Without using the exact words, he pretty much said, “I’m done playing with you, but send me the pic so I can play elsewhere.”
Because of the fact he was looking to cheat in the first place and because he said he was done cheating and obviously isn’t, this dude is my Douche of the Week.
My boss keeps referring to women who do my equivalent job at other office locations “the girls” or “office girls”. If he ever spent time in large offices I’ve worked in, some of those “office girls” would have security throw him out if they ever heard that talk.
Nir Rosen. Anyone who can make a joke about a woman being gang raped isn’t only a Douche, he is a fucking LOSER!!!! This person is a disgrace. I could go on and on, but I’ll shut up.
Charlie Sheen. I mean seriously, he can “handle crack socially.” He is a selfish, idiotic spoiled rotten brat. Plus, the guy has kids…poor kids.
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Thanks to those who sent in nominees. Please continue to send them to me via either commenting or clicking “Contact JR” at the top of the page. Stay tuned, because I have a HUGE announcement about the blog coming in a few good days. I’ll give you a hint: It’s some pretty cool shit!