I would do anything for love,
Anything you’ve been dreaming of, But I just won’t do that.
The other day a friend sent me a question. It doesn’t matter if the friend is male or female. It’s a friend. Below you will see the question and my answer. Following my answer there was some spirited debate on the topic between my friend and I and it made me wonder what my readers would think.
Here’s my request of each and every one of you: Read the question and my answer, then comment and tell me what you think. Was I right or was I wrong. Was I too harsh or just harsh enough. Am I a douche? My feelings won’t be hurt in any way, shape or form. I just want to know what you think. I want to hear from male readers and especially from female readers.
When I first received this question I thought, “Awesome! I can really nail this subject. I’m a cunning linguist, so why not just dive in headfirst?” (Thanks for allowing me to get that out of my system. I feel much better now.)
How do you explain why a man who is married would rather jerk off then have sex with his wife whom he loves?
As a guy there are a few possible answers that pop into my mind, so it’s hard to know where to begin. Let me start by saying, I believe that with very rare exceptions it’s always better to tap it than to spank it.
My guess is that whacking his pud was the first way he ever felt that special release. His right hand (or possibly his left) was probably his first lay and the truth is that there is a special bond between dude and extremity.
I’m not going to pretend that I’m completely unfamiliar with the world of adult entertainment. I can’t name the winners of any awards nor do I have a huge collection of magazines or DVDs, but I am familiar enough with the industry to make observations.
Yeah, the chicks in videos may be pretty hot and may look like they would be a great lay, but the reality is that a lot of them have big, fake juggs but probably suck in bed (pun totally intended). Plus, it doesn’t matter what we as males do. 99.9999999999999999% of us will never get a sniff of that shit.
The next very obvious question is, “how mundane is your their sex life? Do you they have the same basic routine every time you they do it? If so, the spontaneity is gone and that may be contributing to the lack of interest. I’m not saying it’s your her fault. Both parties need to be willing to experiment and get out of the rut.
How often does this couple actually have sex? If its like I experienced heard about, the dude may have asked his wife so many times and been turned down that it’s just easier to take matters into his own hands and rub one out all by himself. The orgasm is the enjoyable end result and actual penetration may be a huge bonus to him.
Finally, I have to ask if he truly loves his wife? Love is blind, but lets be honest—if you’re not really in love, you have 20/20 vision. Would I seem like a pig if I asked what his wife looks like? If he’s not in love with her, that may actually hold the key to this whole mystery. Feel free to send us a picture if you like…
There you have it. My answer to the question. Was I correct in my analysis or am I a pig? I seriously want to hear from you regarding this. Please forward this to your friends, tweet the link and get the word out. I want to hear from as many of you as I can. Thanks.