The sun peeks through the open bedroom window. It’s a cool morning and the light breeze feels good as you rise from your warm, toasty bed. You sit up, stretch, look down and there you see it. Sunday Morning Wood.
Pull your mind out of the gutter! What you see when you look down is the cool new shirt from Sunday Morning Wood Clothing Co. that you won right here. Sunday Morning Wood (SMW) makes t-shirts for the fantasy football enthusiast. Here’s the deal…
Football season is here and someone is going to win this shirt from SMW!
The rules are simple. Leave a comment here telling me which NFL player gives you Sunday morning wood* and why. Nothing too long. Just a max of 25-30 words please. The contest will begin when this post is up and will end Monday, September 13, 2010 at midnight Eastern.
*For purposes of the contest “wood” can be dude wood or chick wood. It also does not necessarily have to be fantasy football related. Women can tell me why XXX gives them chick wood. Dudes can tell me the same thing if they want to. This is an open and understanding blog and there’s nothing wrong with that.
P.S. I am a HUGE Raiders fan. Yes, I know they suck and I believe they will until Al Davis is taking the dirt nap. Or at least no longer in control of the team. In sports the only thing as strong as my love for the Raiders is my hatred of the Broncos. That’s why my fantasy football team is called “Tebow is a douche”. Enjoy this 90-second clip featuring my boy Samuel L. Jackson. Sammy is one badass mo-fo!
About J.R. Reed
J.R is a full-time single dad attempting to raise a 14-year-old daughter without providing too many stories to relay to her future therapist. He is also the creator of the popular blog, Sex and the SIngle Dad. A former radio talk show host and color commentator, he’s also an off-the-hook cook, a bit of an argyle-loving dork and has a word in Urban Dictionary. J.R. has a serious guacamole addiction and a torta dealer named Danny.