This is a celebration of beauty, of motherhood and of extreme hotness!
Urban Dictionary.com describes a MILF as:
Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. If they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
I know that on the surface this sounds like one of those crass, crude blog posts, but it’s not. This is a celebration of beauty, of motherhood and of extreme hotness. On this list below you will find 10 mothers that I find desirable, hot and who, given the right circumstances, I would have sex with anytime! Of course, by “the right circumstances” I mean that neither of us were in a relationship of any kind. To do otherwise would be way, way uncool.
Please enjoy this blog post (but not too much, if you know what I mean) and if I’ve left anyone off, please drop a comment.
Sweet Home Alabama she’s hot! I first noticed her in Cruel Intentions and she’s been on my mind for many years. She was rad in Legally Blonde and I would pretty much watch her in anything. She has two Golden Globes (the awards. Duh) and is heavily involved in charity. I wonder if I could be considered a charity for her???
Where do I even begin with Jenny? Back in the day she graced the pages of Playboy, was on MTV, in the movie BASEketball and in Scary Movie 3. She’s since had an autistic son and has written books on the subject. She’s hot AND smart and that is a very sexy combination!!!
I know most people will think I’m a douche for putting her on this list, but the former VP candidate is hot. She’s as hot a grandma as I’ve seen and the honest truth is that I would jump her is a second. Word on the street is that she will run for President in 2012 and she’s considered a “formidable force” in the Republican Party. Adult film legend Lisa Ann played Palin in the XXX movie Nailin Palin (which I have not seen) and if a presidential candidate is hot enough that they shot porn about her, she has to be hot!
This may show how old I am, but I remember Raquel Welch from way back in the day. She just turned 70, but I doubt that there is a straight man with a working penis who would not consider her a suitable partner. Playboy dubber her their “Most Desired Woman of the ’70’s” and I would have to say that today she is without a doubt the most desired 70 year old you will find!
what really needs to be said about Pam Anderson? Probably the hottest Canadian I have ever seen and at 21 was a Labatt”s Blue Zone Girl. In the last 20 years she has appeared in Playboy several times and her bouncing bosom was the main reason people turned into Baywatch for several years. God knows it wasn’t for any of the acting. People will argue that she’s all silicone and fake. I agree, but there’s just something about her that I find completely sexy.
She’s not “hot” in the traditional sense, but she’s very “dirty girl next door” hot. She was a Bond girl (Tomorrow Never Dies), played Lois Lane on TV and is on Desperate Housewives. All I can say is that if she ever gets desperate, I’m right here in Buffalo.
This chick could give me the worst news in the world and if she was wearing something low cut I probably wouldn’t even hear it. News anchors aren’t expected to be sexy, but she obviously breaks the mold. A big high five to CBS for hiring her. If we could only see some more cleavage…
She has been on every guys list forever and if they say no they are absolutely fill of shit! Her strip scene in From Duck til Dawn and her portrayal of a muse in Dogma was pretty hot too!
Truth be told, she is one of the reasons I love watching Modern Family. The show is funny as hell, but I have yet to see a scene where her twins weren’t popping out of something very sexy. I don’t know much about her, but I would really, really like to “know” her!
I first noticed her as the hot PR chick in Happy Gilmore and now I enjoy watching her every week on Modern Family. She has the wholesome sexy mom thing going on and I like to think that she’s a good mom by day and on fire in the bedroom at night (or for the occasional nooner). I can honestly say that her TV husband is a complete tool and that she deserves way better. She seems like she could be totally naughty and I’d love to come in the kitchen and see her baking cookies in nothing more than a short apron and heels.
There you have it, my list of 10 Celebrity MILFs, in no particular order. Have I left someone off the list? If so, please let me know by leaving a comment…
P.S. Lisa Ann from Nailin Palin. She really does look a lot like the Governor…
J.R. Reed is an author, adult autism advocate, blogger, speaker, nerd, owner of an award-winning purple goatee and proud Aspie. Diagnosed at age forty-six, he grew up most of his life, “Off the Spectrum.” as he talks about in his blog, Not Weird, Just Autistic.
The author of An Asperger’s Guide To Dating Neurotypicals, J.R. works with those high school age through adult to help them live better lives as well as educates NT’s on who we really are. He’s currently working on the books, Autism Isn’t Contagious, and Asperger’s is My Superpower.