Poor Donald Trump, once so hale and stout,
is now looking for his federal bailout.
He lost his job and got an eviction notice,
but that’s not the worst thing to happen to POTUS.
Trump must have a yard sale to make ends meet.
Come see what’s for sale on Pennsylvania Street.
Here’s some inaugural tickets from four years ago,
when thousands of voters failed to show.
Want to buy a suit from the commander in chief?
It’s a lawsuit, comes with a legal brief.
Here’s some souvenirs from Japan and Singapore,
knick-knacks from North Korea, India, and more.
How much for this acquittal in a frame?
It comes with an impeachment, a national shame.
A big Holy Bible, used only once, is for sale,
and a case of Goya beans, out of date and stale.
We had four years of hearing Trump whine.
With all those sour grapes, he made up some wine.
There is plenty of stuff for the ladies to choose:
Ivanka fashions and handbags, jewelry and shoes.
Sharpies and office supplies are for sale, cheap,
pink slips, red tape, unread intelligence sheets.
Cases of orange dye, who could use that?
Probably the same guy who wants a red hat!
Paper towels are good for throwing around,
bag of bull crap can fertilize the ground.
Mar-a-Lago Club memberships come with a golf ball.
Or you can buy a contract for a high border wall.
You won’t find roses from the White House garden,
but you can buy a presidential pardon.
All of this stuff used to be the president’s,
even this photograph of Melania and Mike Pence.
If you’re free, I’d like you to come with me
to the best damn yard sale in Washington, D.C.
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