Pronounced in (mostly) 7-meter lines
As Donald J. Trump Senior,
I speak with voice not meager.
So now if I get my way,
You’d take all I’ve got to say.
Hillary’s a crook and a thief,
That’s a fact and not belief.
She used her powers just to rob,
Secretly she rules the mob.
Obama destroyed all the land,
I will reverse his sour brand.
He has now no legacy,
I’ve erased his celebrity.
Lock them up and toss the key,
Let them die in misery.
No food, drink, or TV,
I will laugh with ecstasy.
Climate change is hoax and scam,
All the science is a sham.
Coal / gas cleans air and streams,
Solar / wind are jokes and schemes.
Pump babe pump till Earth’s got none,
Coal will last till kingdom’s come.
Finish people rake the trees,
We too must clean out our leaves.
Privatize our public parks,
Kill the deer and all the larks.
Cut down trees and dig through sands,
As industry owns our public lands.
Frack the rock and pull the oil,
Heat the planet up to boil.
Dems are evil and so cruel,
That’s why I don’t support aid for schools.
Public school are a mess,
Support schools for the religious.
Some Nazis are good and kind,
Some go to Church, so never mind.
Some Nazis are great people,
Some ring bells from their Church steeples.
Only guns can stop the bad,
We must tote, and all else mad.
Guns protect us that I know,
The NRA has told me so.
To drain the swamp was once my goal,
Now it’s drained, so on we roll.
You all know I never boast,
God touched me of all the most.
Caring not for wealth or fame,
Serving people is my claim.
That’s always my job one,
Working hard, getting it done.
I’m smart, healthy, with great looks,
And not needing to read books.
Health care costs, so they are high,
Yes they are but you should buy.
Health care for me and not for you,
That is all I’ll ever do.
No health care single pay planned,
I don’t care if you demand.
I’m no authoritarian,
I support our constitution.
Maybe one day I’ll read it.
But it’s too long on one page to fit.
Former friends are enemies,
Canada acts to displease.
Former foes are now our friends,
We and Russians have made amends.
Be gone with Europe’s union,
Your alliance is delusion.
Impose tariffs on Chinese,
Mexico, Iran, Lebanese.
All the trade wars we will win,
Steel, timber, soy beans, tin.
Saudi Arabs will buy more,
You’ll see what I’ve got in store.
MBS is innocent,
Duterte’s a caring gent.
Erdogan is one cool guy,
Putin’s great and doesn’t lie.
Rocketman I truly love,
Cause no more nukes of which I strove.
I don’t care for middle class,
I say I do when Don my mask.
Trickle down’s how it should be,
Some may get to you, we’ll see.
Corporations get the breaks,
Middles classes have to wait.
Rich should keep all that they make,
Rest of you just want to take.
All our vets fight our defense,
That’s why I give them the best.
No need for me to go and see,
They enjoy war and don’t need me.
I sent them to our border,
Set wire and stop disorder.
We need high walls on our lands,
To keep out thieves and hording bands.
No tired, no poor, no run-aways,
Stay put no matter if you’re slayed.
I would have served in my day,
Bone spurs, though, got in the way.
Iraq and Afghanistan,
I’ll pull out just when I can.
Sunni, Shia, and the Kurds,
To me they’re all just little turds.
Shithole countries gross me out,
I won’t go there, there’s no doubt.
Bush, Obama, that’s their wars,
I’d rather take on high priced whores.
I go barebacked into them,
Swat me baby, give me ten.
Pissing girls don’t rock my boat,
On their pee pee I’ll not float.
Kremlin tapes do not exist,
We all know that no one pissed.
Stormy spanks me turns me on,
Never met her where’s she from?
Dad gave none to my success,
I’m self-taught, self-made none-the-less.
Eric, Donny, they’re my sons,
Ivanka though she’s the one.
Though she is Jared’s wife,
I’d like to kill him with a knife.
Narcissist just ain’t me,
Psychopath nor ADD.
Clear of mind and bodily,
Red blooded masculinity.
I embody the virile man,
I take from women what I can.
Bully no, I’m a fighter,
I’m heaviest, they’re the lighter.
I take on all the wimps,
They are losers as are pimps.
I work best in confusion,
Stable’s just an illusion.
Exercising hurts my feet,
I get stronger when I Tweet.
I use time gazing my navel,
Keeps me rested, fit, and able.
Do as I say, not what I do,
I want decorum through and through.
I never wanted this job,
I guess I conned all you slobs.
As leader of the free world,
I act freely and unfurled.
I take what I want to take,
And I will not share what I make.
DOJ heads must serve their boss,
Cause when they don’t, they’ll suffer loss.
Mueller’s probe’s a hunt for witch,
He serves well as the Dems’ b—ch.
No collusion, no obstruct,
I mind laws and don’t corrupt.
Intell reports not so true,
I know facts I’ll share with you.
Dems wage war on liberty,
I fight them so we’ll be free.
Diverse nations never fly,
That’s why white folks I’m your guy.
Muslims, homos, trans, and Jews,
Blacks, disabled always lose.
Racial bullhorn I do blow,
If you don’t hear it, then you’re slow.
Patriarchy and whiteness all,
We will lead and all else fall.
Red is good and blue is bad,
We are wise and you’re just mad.
When courts oppose, they get it wrong,
When we agree, we’ll sing along.
I won pop vote taken from me,
Elections will not again rigged be.
My third wife is meek and mild,
When she’s not, I’ll take the child.
I love women as you see,
Except for those who disagree.
I’m pro-life until you’re born,
After that I’ll give you scorn.
New Space Force I did propose,
Now we’ll rule space, Heaven knows.
My character is stable,
I am calm and I’m able.
KFC Diet Coke I love,
I hold family not above.
GOP has got my back,
They know well or I’ll attack.
Be nice or see me Tweet,
Watch yourself or be red meat.
Do what I say and desire,
If not, you will be fired.
I stand far above the law,
It’s my strength and not my flaw.
6 thou lies itself’s a lie,
Telling truth I do abide.
6 thou lies it just ain’t so,
Wash Post prints when news is slow.
And the failing New York Times,
They muck rake in all the slime.
Reporters push the fake news,
To me they all do abuse.
On Fox News I can depend,
All the hosts on Fox are friends.
They report good news of me,
Pravda, Fox are state TV.
Gorsuch, Kavenaugh, they’re mine,
Because of me, Supremes are fine.
White House my house now and then,
2020 we’ll win again.
I think I’ll serve now for life,
Like good strong men do, it’s right.
I’ll ditch my wife, seek younger one,
Some girl who still sees me as fun.
Whose skin is tight and lips are sweet,
Who loves me even when I Tweet.
I’ll move the White House further south,
Mar-a-Lago or thereabouts.
I’ll have U.S. people pay,
All expenses as I may.
My travel, cars, golf clubs too,
All my miles when I flew.
No tax forms seen or my mail,
If you saw, I’d go to jail.
Down is up and wrong is right,
Fish drive cars and pigs take flight.
Cats now bark and dogs meow,
All love me they say and how.
I’m the best we’ve ever had,
Done more, less time, and that ain’t bad,
But I must dump on Trump’s parade,
Since all the claims he clearly made.
Alice knows the truth from lies,
Saying whom we should despise.
The Mad Hatter is quite mad.
And the Jabberwock is bad.
Bandersnatch eats constantly,
The Red Queen kills easily.
Down’s not up and wrong’s not right,
Against Trump good folks must fight.
The future is ours to craft,
Piece by piece we will outlast.
We’ll save us from fascism,
People will mend this schism.
But Trump just has got it wrong,
We’ll pass laws and come back strong.
GOP make no mistake,
We The People will make us great!
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