The Good Men Project

Another 25 Reasons Why Baseball Is Better Than Football

Yes, football fans, Steve Jaeger is still trolling you.

  1. Even Madonna gets to look good for a couple of hours
  2. We’ll always have the Cubs to kick around
  3. It’s nice to see immigrants become multi millionaires
  4. Brian Wilson’s beard
  5. Beer, dog, working on my tan
  6. Billy Loes
  7. Babe Herman
  8. Hall of Fame inductees not required to dress like used car salesmen
  9. Spring training starts five weeks before spring giving us all hope
  10. Retired baseball players still able to walk and talk ten years after their career ends
  11. Fans not required to start drinking five hours before game time
  12. Yogi
  13. Opportunity to see fans in Philadelphia tazed
  14. You get to sing Sweet Caroline almost every day
  15. There’s actually a guy on the roster known as a loogy
  16. Billy Ripken’s 1989 Fleer baseball card
  17. Game 6
  18. “Who’s On First” would never work with football
  19. Ted Kluszewski’s name is in a song…. And it works.
  20. You can say Merkle’s Boner and Snodgrass’ Muff and not get in trouble
  21. The Code
  22. There’s a ballpark in Coney Island
  23. Mo Berg
  24. The Green Light Letter
  25. The Cape Cod League

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