The stress and fear seemed insurmountable, until the Registered Runaway was reminded of Mark Twain’s dictum: against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
“…because school sponsored prayer was deemed unconstitutional decades ago, Jesus got really pissed off last Friday—so pissed that he decided to play accessory to the murder of 20 children and 7 adults… “
The conversion therapy business may be more about making money than setting you straight.
The Registered Runaway compares himself to the “macho Christian” image some pastors espouse, and finds neither he nor Jesus Christ measure up.
The Registered Runaway’s father was fully supportive of his son… but his church told him not to be.