- There are ‘naked guys‘ and there are ‘afraid to be naked guys‘. The former strut around clothesless, chatting away. The latter use a towel like a forcefield, desperately trying to put on underwear.
- Men who brag loudly about sexual exploits are, most of the time, lying. It’s not hard to tell.
- Why do some guys leave their stuff in an unlocked locker? Really? A lock is that expensive?
- Posing in the mirror after a work-out is fun, but looks so dorky. It’s even more dorky if the guy posing is also taking pictures of himself in the mirror.
- Even when I don’t say a word to anybody else, I feel like a real man in that locker room…just hanging out with a bunch of dudes. Bro-ing it up.
- Don’t sprawl your stuff everywhere and then walk away. This isn’t your bedroom.
- Don’t pee on the toilet seat and all over the floor. This isn’t your….whatever room in which people think that’s ok.
- Canada Flag tattoo? Check. Tribal shoulder piece? Check.
- Human bodies are pretty weird initially, but after a while, weird becomes normal, you know?
- Don’t look at that penis, don’t look at that penis, don’t look at that penis…holy crap look at that penis!!
Doing shows is always a side of skating that I’ve loved, it’s the performing. I get to do that without the pressure, it’s always fun between the skaters and the preparation, the show is always so much fun.