Yes, you will probably laugh. And Jeff Bogle seriously wonders why this is funny.
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Eleven surefire ways more Americans would be discussing the chemical weapons attacks by, and possible U.S. strikes against, Syria right now.
- If Syria tweeted a picture of its penis.
- If Syria was a stud fantasy football running back projected to score double-digit touchdowns this season.
- If Syria was announced as a cast member on season 17 of Dancing With The Stars.
- If Syria twerked with giant teddy bears during a televised award show.
- If Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling wrote a book about Syria under a pseudonym.
- If Syria was cast as the lead in the film version of Fifty Shades of Grey.
- If Syria had a Twitter party with giveaways and used hashtag #SeriouslySyria.
- If Macklemore & Ryan Lewis wrote a song about Syria.
- If it was thought that Syria wanted to take our semi-automatic weapons away from us.
- If Syria married a Kardashian.
- If Ben Affleck was chosen to play Syrian president Bashar al-Assad
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photos of Affleck and al-Assad, AP