1. Suck it, Trebek.
2. Now this is actually getting embarrassing.
3. Ever get that feeling that there’s, like, a giant hidden object in space?
4. Too bad we’re not joining it any time soon.
5. Jaw-dropping.
6. Detroit might get that RoboCop statue after all.
7. Man injured by flying dildo. That is all.
8. Coca Cola’s cat is out of the bag.
9. Are climate-change deniers are worse than pedophiles?
10. The whole world: drunk.