1. Suck it, Trebek.
3. Ever get that feeling that there’s, like, a giant hidden object in space?
4. Too bad we’re not joining it any time soon.
6. Detroit might get that RoboCop statue after all.
7. Man injured by flying dildo. That is all.
8. Coca Cola’s cat is out of the bag.
9. Are climate-change deniers are worse than pedophiles?
10. The whole world: drunk.