1. We’ll pray for lower gas prices.
2. Google wants computers to become humans.
3. Soap operas are dying.
4. The Washington Post accidentally published a dating profile with the editor’s notes.
5. Scientists might know how to keep beer from going bad.
6. You can only read the Bible in jail.
7. This will make you happy.
8. American gastronomy.
9. You will soon be able to confuse Viagra with Flintstones vitamins.
10. Portland Timbers fans are better than you.
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