1. President Pizza has a nice ring to it.
2. Berlusconi under investigation. One guess what the charge is.
3. Five emotions invented by the Interwebs.
4. First he’s writing fiction, now he’s producing musicals? Give it a rest, Franco.
5. Rats on your face. Rats on your … you don’t want to know.
6. Gay man marries straight woman for art project. Christians still not happy.
7. Google takes on the science fair, Rube Goldberg style.
8. The ultimate song for the oldies fan.
9. Finally, Chatroulette’s making a profit off its penis problem.
10. RIP, Christina Taylor Green. A photo essay.