How will Mr. Trump, presidential wannabe, and his supporters try to wriggle out of his latest caught on tape moment? Oh, let us count the ways.
Apology #1: “Boys will be boys”
Apology #2 “I was only joking.”
Apology #3: “But Bill did it too.”
Apology #4: “I can’t help being attracted to beautiful women.”
Apology #5: “But when you’re a star, they just let you do anything.”
Apology #6: “It was a great many years ago.”
Apology #7. “We’re not electing a Sunday school teacher.”
Apology #8: “It was just locker room talk.”
Apology #9: “I’m rich enough to say anything I want.”
Apology #10: “When I demean women, I do it for sport.”
Apology #11: “The microphone was broken.”
Apology #12: #ItsAConspiracy
Apology #13: “I have the best words.”
Apology #14: “There’s no such thing as rape culture.”
Apology #15: “It’s a liberal media conspiracy.”
Apology #16: “You’re all too politically correct.”
Apology #17: “Trump was a different man back then.”
Apology #18: “Grow some balls.”
Apology #19: “Bill is worse and Hillary is worser.”
Apology #20: “That’s the way all men talk.”
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Here’s what others are saying:
If you were shocked to learn today that Donald Trump’s behavior toward women is bad, then you really weren’t paying attention.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) October 8, 2016
"I apologize if anyone was offended" is not actually an apology. No remorse, no admission of wrongdoing, no acknowledgement of the issue. https://t.co/lcNNvjXKVx
— Richie Jay (@richiejay) October 8, 2016
We all clearly misunderstood. When @realDonaldTrump said Mexicans were rapists, he meant it as a term of endearment. #notokay
— Cynthia Boaz (@cynthiaboaz) October 8, 2016
Remember when #DonaldTrump tweeted Anthony Weiner, a pervert, had no biz holding public office? @maddow @donlemon @CharlesMBlow @amjoyshow pic.twitter.com/cGXN1H6xOi
— Mary Frances Prevost (@CrimeDefense) October 7, 2016
The married woman Trump moved on he later tried to have fired because he didn't like how she looked pregnant. https://t.co/KZJ2DHaTys pic.twitter.com/W9kosfJXUd
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) October 8, 2016
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