P.S. Brooke Burke is a major columnist and contributor at Modern Mom. I wonder how many of the Modern Mom readers would find this Playboy nude photo shoot offensive? Just one douche bag’s opinion… I was writing a column for ModernMom.com. I emphasize the word “was”. I went to post something two nights ago and…
Archives for 2010
March Hotness
Get the hottest chick from every school in the tournament and let them go head-to-head in a wet T-shirt contest… March Madness. To the sports geek it’s the best time of the year. Yeah the Super Bowl is the “Big Game”, but who doesn’t love seeing a tournament where David slays Goliath several times in…
My first date in Canada
Do you have some American in you? When I moved to the Toronto suburbs in January of 2009 I had some very high hopes for myself as far as dating goes. I figured that I was gonna roll into town and every woman was going to want a piece of the bald American. I was…
Tijuana with The Kings Fan
“Dude. I think this is a gay bar…” It had been almost a year since Original Crazy B**** (O.C.B.) moved out and I became a full-time single dad of a five-year-old girl. My daughter wasn’t known as Drama Queen back then; she was just a sweet redheaded five-year-old. I hadn’t dated at all since O.C.B.…
I’ve Seen Better Days
[polldaddy poll=2569580] Now if I could just find the rewind button… Tuesday ended on a high note and Wednesday started with a ton of promise. The day ended poorly, but as you continue to read, you will find that it was mostly my fault. Here’s the deal… Tuesday night The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) came…
The Moustache Club of America Attends Wizard World Chicago 2004: The Greatest Thing That Has Ever Happened and Don’t You Forget It
I was unsure whether or not I’d be able to attend the convention at all, right up until about two hours before my flight was to leave.
My Facebook Status
Who knew it would be such a big deal? It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it wasn’t, but as a writer I’ve always wanted to start a story that way. Snoopy used to do it and he was pretty cool. I figured if it worked for him then it could work for me. …
The Actress
“We were like training wheels for each other…” This story is old school. Really old school. From back when I was still in high school. If Sex and the Single Dad were a movie series, this story would be the prequel. It was the spring of 1984 and I was in the parking lot of…