Crash Course Chemistry: Outtakes #3

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In which Hank has trouble saying things and asks the real tough questions.
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Transcript Provided by YouTube:

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Well it turns out it’s not really the Universe’s fault. If you think about it, there’s only at best- nope.
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Well if youl l-nope. Well it turns out- it -well it turns out it’s not really the
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Universe’s fault. If you think about it, there’s only one way or at best
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maybe a few ways for things to be oganized and, -nope.
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Think of it this way: your lunch was a very complicated and organized
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set of molecules, you ate it and then… something happened.
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You- it gave you the energy to c-, okay I just wanted to say “Change This,” Oh, well it’s strange
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We are always like assuming that our audience has done something like that time you got your lip Pierced at the mall and I’m like
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No
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No One did that!
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Those Molecules, were broken down even further as they, were Converted- ooh.
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Those Molecules were then broken down even further as they were Converted Into
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dadaladadada, No!!
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I gotta go back to wide
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by the time you’re finished your house, Maybe Orbi- Orber- Orburley-
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Whoa, No no no nope nope no no
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No
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We all have to live with disorder so you might asw- We all have to live with disorder, We all have to live Wi-blblblb
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so even Though
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We sometimes Think of Spontaneous as Meaning Sudden or impulsive like the Majority of mall Lip piercings, in Chemistry
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Spontaneousl- doess
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Maybe your Casually Dating are in A Committed Relationship or maybe yoaudababoo
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How come male Humans Never fell for female Vampires? That’s never happened
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It’s not About Drama here in Chemistry, We don’t want the Drama in Real life or at least Paula Abdul songs
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that’s a Paula abdul song, right? yes With MC skat kat
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(Begins singing) I’m Old!
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[I’ll] just keep a constant loud so you can get it.
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AAAHHH
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“We come together”
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Bonds Can, also be Ionic if The Electrons are Transferred and you learned how to calculate The Energy of an Ionic Bond
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Using Coulomb’s law ….Bunny Rabbit
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Molecules!
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That’s it, we’re done.
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It’s a kind of Symmetry. Not just of the molecule but of the charge, uuhh
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Okay, Now, here are our Two- oh right, we’re not doing this yet, oh?
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Already doo doo doo so okay. So,- close.
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They’ll do Anything Just to [be] near it. Why? well some simple Su-sss
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Are you Serious Hank? are you serious? Got the whole thing in one take and then you said simple Siriotic senss
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Electronegativity Increases from left to right on the Periodic table because There are what what what what?
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So for Polarity to Occur in A molecule you have to have two Different Elements at a minimum and the Difference between Their
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Electronegativities Has to be Greater Than 0.5
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“Do That again” Okay.
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this is a Version of A molecule that’s great, uuuh…
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But I want to take you beyond the beginner Stuff and Help you understand Some
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Models That Explain sm- with more-
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and to be Honest this concept of Electrons Holding everything Together is Itself a model
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I Mean Think of [the] Human Models that people, okay
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Do you think that the women in Underwear Catalogs and the Guys- Whoa
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So in Addition to Understanding how A Model represents Reality you
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Also have Ways to recognize the ways it doesn’t represent Reality
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That was something went Wrong in my head
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so you don’t base a bunch of incorrect
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Assumptions On it I’m just, gonna edit that, pause that.
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so in Addition to Understanding How A Model Represents Reality you
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Also have to recognize the Ways in what the [bleep]
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and Thanks to you for Watching this Episode of Crash Course Chemistry [I] think you’re all?
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Model Students
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Wow
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it Falls as rain
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Runs as Rivers Through the beds and- bghaa
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So,There We have it
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Gallium by the Power of my Body I have turned it Into a liquid and that Just Makes it very Clear to me how
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Wi-li-baa! Wick-lick-bow.
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These are the weakest of the intermolecular Forces because they’re based on the Temporar-temporar-
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Which Makes it Sound Like I think London Is Small and Weak, I don’t
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Like I can, smash ice with A
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Hammer all I want and Break it Into Smaller and Smaller pieces but the only way to eat -but only A big Enough -Increasing
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Conversely The Particles in A solid are very Close Together so they have high Density and Can be Compressed only A teeny Tiny bit Even
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Under A Huge amount of Pressure and I’m not even aanodigal
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Wah-Wah-Wah-wah
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Close? “Here at Course”
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for One Thing big, foaa
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Generally a liquid Can’t Form a perfect sphere Because it’s not in Space
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Cohesion Manifests Itself in Other Ways Too for Example in Molecules With very Large, intermolecular Forces Like I
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I was Gonna Say Honey but Honey Is not a molecule that is a bunch of Honeys. It is a bunch of Molecules
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It is a bunch of Honeys.
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Cohesion Manifests Itself in other ways too. For example, in Molecules with very large
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Intermolecular Forces Like the Molecules in Honey which has a bunch of oxygen and Hydrogen
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[it’s] all wanting to Hydrogen Bond with each other the Cohesion Is so great that it Makes the Liquid Flow very Slowly
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Yes I know that wasn’t very Good
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That doesn’t make any sense!
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And Finally you learned that surface Tension can Be broken by substances I didn’t ev- I cut that out
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Script Supervisor Is Catherine Greend, Greend? I know your Name you’re my wife!
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it’s my name Too
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and Unfortunately for all of Us that brings Us to the end of this day’s Episode of Crash Course Chemistry
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Also you learned About Henry’s law Which States That the
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Concentration of A Dissolved Gas Equals the Partial pressure of that gas above the Solution of
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Mu-ggl
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Q you’ve learned how to calculate the Equilibrium Conditions of Reactions Just for- Just from -Just from Knowing their…okay
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And you May even Have learned a little bit About the Quadratic Equation