A Boy and His Penis

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JD Roberto can be found 5 days a week as host of The Better Show, a nationally syndicated daytime talk show seen around the country. Game show fans known him from shows like The Price is Right and Shop 'Til You Drop, plus reality shows like Outback Jack, Are You Hot? and E! News Live. His writing has appeared in Parents Magazine, Huffington Post, the Los Angeles Times and on theBump.com. Check out his parenting blog at The Hands On Dad and follow him on twitter @jdroberto.


  1. Sounds like it’s the 7 and 9 yo girls that have a problem and not your son. At 5 there is nothing wrong with “stripping off his swim suit and marching over to his towel to dry off”. At least here in Ireland, when I take my 5yo son and 8yo daughter to their swimming lessons, in the showers they both strip off their swimsuits and most other kids do too.

  2. I saw this past weekend one of the best baseball players I ever coached…
    Years ago she could hit, she could field, she could talk trash, she had it all…
    A very non- confrontational baseball player; she was uninterested in softball at 8 or 9. All the coaches loved her. And yet there was something just a bit off about her presence on the field- finally it dawned on me, she never touched her package.

    With my boys I would just ask them “Is it still there? Who do you think is going to steal it?”
    When they got older I asked “Is it so small you can’t feel it in your shorts?”
    In sports it is suggested that to be a class player you need to touch the ball 10,000 times- I guess Z, Trey & Double D are just preparing.

  3. J.D. – Great post. Thank you. The ManKind Project helps men look at this paradox and break out of the trap of shame that so many of us carry from the dysfunctional culture that you so aptly describe here.

  4. I am a single mom and I remember the panic I felt at this time in their development. I merely told my boys that this was ‘private time’ behavior and that they were free to have at it all they wanted as long as it was in a private place like their bedroom or bathroom. I never had issues with either of them stripping off after that discussion (different times for both as one is 19 and the other only 12). They have both developed rather healthy beliefs/ attitudes toward their sexualities and bodies… though I do still have to learn to not blush sometimes when my twelve year old wants to talk about masterbation… Luckily, he thinks its funny so we get down to talking just fine after he teases me a bit.

  5. wellokaythen says:

    There’s also just the practical lesson: you can do more things in life if you have both hands free.

    I also like the advice about trusting that it’s still going to be there. No one’s going to steal it….

  6. I don’t know. It seems to me that the contradiction Roberto sees in the way he talks to his sone about his penis is one he is projecting onto the situation. He writes:

    “I am trying to sell him on an idealized vision of the world where we’re all comfortable with our bodies, and sexuality in American society isn’t a dysfunctional collision of Puritanism and porn. But that vision doesn’t line up with reality so I am forced to say, ‘Your body is beautiful, but don’t show it to anyone. Your penis is natural and healthy, but go in your room and close the door if you want to touch it.’”

    Understanding the difference between public and private is not dysfunctional, nor does it grow from hypocrisy or “the dysfunctional collision of Puritanism and porn.” Nor does behaving accordingly mean one is uncomfortable with one’s body. No one who wants to combat the discomfort with bodies and sexuality that Roberto is talking about says, “Your body is beautiful, but don’t show it to *anyone.*” Rather, they say–as I said to my son–your body is beautiful; show it to the appropriate people of your choosing at the appropriate times and in the appropriate places. Did my son understand fully what that meant when he was little? Of course not. But I also didn’t worry that I was sending him mixed messages. Then again, I don’t feel like “the most hands-on, intimate, and enduring relationship in [my] life is the one [I have] with [my] penis.”

    I recognize that this was supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek way to start the article, but I read very little irony in the rest of the first paragraph. And I suppose if my relationship with my penis was the most intimate and enduring relationship of my life, I might indeed feel badly, and even hypocritical, about having to keep that relationship hidden from the rest of the world most of the time. I’m not just being snarky here–though I am a little bit; the beginning of this post, frankly, creeped me out–and I am not trying to characterize Roberto himself in any way. I don’t know him. But I have read his prose in this post, and it is his prose that I am responding to.

  7. What I told my sons was their penis was just that – THEIRS and theirs alone. It is offensive to other people to try to “share” something that has not been asked to be shared. Keep it your pants unless you are asked otherwise – and then be VERY selective with whom you share yourself with. Your rights STOP where another person’s begin. And this “penis love” thing – yeah, that’s a little creepy for a man(boy) to have. Now a “vagina love” thing, I can understand that.

    • I am confused…are you saying it is odd or creepy for a little boy that just discovered his penis to be obsessed with it?

      • The key word here is “obsessed”. I don’t think anyone should be “obsessed” with anything. Acknowledgement of body parts – yes. Obsessed -no.

        • I don’t know if I can agree with that. In the later stages of life, I would have to agree with you that nobody should be obsessed with anything. However, Thor (comic book fan, seemed like a fitting name then) has been with me through everything. I love my mom, dad, wife, sister…all my family. But when on military duty or while alone, it was always Thor that was with me. Bump in the road with dating…Thor to the rescue. When I was a kid, I was obsessed. It was something I had just discovered and it was AWESOME! So in that sense, I disagree. It’s okay to be completely enthralled with your new found penis (at a young age), and it is more than expected to keep a healthy and close relationship throughout your life.

    • “And this “penis love” thing – yeah, that’s a little creepy for a man(boy) to have. Now a “vagina love” thing, I can understand that.”

      Yeah, what’s that about?

  8. Mark Sherman says:

    I grew up in a different time. My parents gave me a hard time about masturbating no matter where I did it. They always made me feel it was somehow wrong. (A friend told me that what he learned from his parents taking that attitude was that if something was wrong, it would probably feel really good; so what other wrong things could he do? I didn’t go that far.) Anyhow, I still developed a relatively healthy attitude about Mr. Johnson (who somehow always asserted himself, so to speak). As for my own three sons, I just said that it was fine to enjoy themselves, but simply not in public. I really didn’t get into concerns about philosophizing and overthinking things with respect to 5-year-olds. My boys have grown up to be wonderful guys, genuinely good men, of whom I am very proud.

  9. Maia Newton says:

    I just tell my son that we don’t need to share everything with everyone. I remind him that he is handsome, beautiful, smart, and kind. I also remind him to wash his hands and not to put his unwashed hands in the bread bag or cookie jar. (LITERALLY.)

  10. JD Roberto says:

    Thanks for all the feedback and comments. I think some folks may have taken it all a bit seriously – there’s nothing unhealthy about Z’s discovery of his penis nor am I taken aback by it. But I had never thought deeply about the contradiction we impose on kids in this area. On the one hand, we want kids to be entirely at ease with their bodies so we tell them naked is good and healthy and beautiful – but we’re still obligated to the social norm that hides all things genital from the world. So most of us end up with “Nothing wrong with it, all good, but it’s private and not for any one else”. This works, but in truth it’s a half-assed answer. If it’s all good, why can’t I share it? If there’s nothing wrong with it, why do i need to do it where no one can see? This piece grew out of me confronting this contradiction (and I understand not all of you see the contradiction) with my son.

    Again, thanks for the feedback, I’m glad it started a healthy conversation.

    • courage the cowardly dog says:

      It really is a matter of consideration. We don’t expose ourselves to others not because it is shameful, but because we don’t presuppose that anybody is interested in seeing our bodies, except perhaps those we are in romantic love with, and the fact is most people don’t want to see our bodies. So why do they look, because the norm is to be clothed. Our attention is drawn to the unusual and since walking in public naked is not the norm our attention is drawn to it and most times, with certain exceptions, the viewer’s reaction is disgust and discomfort. So in consideration of other’s comfort we keep ourselves clothed. To do otherwise is selfish and inconsiderate. So you keep raising your son that way.

  11. tell him to be proud of it and that sometime we have to do what we don’t like

  12. I just teach my son that it’s a private (sacred sounds too corny but something like that) thing.
    i think they read our emotions and reactions as well as our words, so as long as we deliver the message with kindness, love, and without anxiety, then they’ll just say “Oh, ok, Mom/Dad. Can we play basketball now?”


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